Saturday, April 19, 2008

Pipsqueak and Pooch are the shit! What would we do without puns?

Belated happy birthday to me. *has a mini e-celebration on her blog*
Ok we're done here, wrap it up.
Pshaw, exams are mean whores..I have mine in 15 days and I just HAD to be born bang in the middle of the study leave. Oh well, all's well that ends well. Even if that makes no sense in context. I'm still quoting! *takes credit anyway*
I got..an acoustic guitar. I will learn to play it and I will finally compose. I got FISHES! So here's a shoutout to my homies from the fishbowl. O_o I mean..this is for my adorably clueless dumbfuck-thinkalike fishes :) who I've named Pipsqueak and Pooch. I like birthdays. And the cake was yummilicious. Rimjhim forgot my birthday. She will burn in hell. God will see to that! *says the atheist*
Anywho, how's exam preparation? I am not answering that question so too bad.
I still love Cyanide and Happiness. Why am I saying this? Because in the middle, I'd randomly completely lost interest. And now I'm back on it like the addict that I am.
We had our farewell last Friday. And then the after party at Prive, which was prrretty interesting. The juniors did an amazing job with it, skit and everything and they deserve as much, if not more, applaud than my fishes :O, and that's saying something.
Hmm, except that my fishes shit a lot, and don't start screaming ew like a constipated pink bitch when I say this, but they kinda..eat their own shit O_O.
There's a lot more to say here. But some things are better left unsaid.
I am so done with this post! And if you're on of those silent stalking readers, who REFUUUSE to leave comments, just..have a semi-prayer *if not a full one* for me in your heads so that I don't fail that miserably in my exams. Thank you. Bye.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm.. first oen to leev a comment.. intersting...

i love the fact that they hav an option here to be anonymous...

anywys... namashkar... i readed ur lovelier bilogue... and i must say... it wasnt as intersting as harshit sed it wud be... but aahh well.. guess my expctations were a little much 2 much two...

hmmm.. so.. ankita.. *goes down on his knees* will you.. *opens the box the ring glimmers and flashes* will you marryy someone when its the right time??

please dont say no... *love the stars by the way*.. its almost a *fancy way of putting brackets..*

*but ur a fancy woman..* must say.. i have been wanting to blog myself..

infact... ive been biting my arms over wether to eb a radio jockey.. or blogger.. what dyu think??

also.. can u please dedicate your next blog entry to me... espetially considering how much i have impressed you.. and how much u are dyin to know who this has been writtn by...

if u DO write a blog.. just pouring your heart out.. adn expressing yur suddn love for me..

ill reveal my uncle's daughter inlaws surname..

im sure thtll eb hint enuf for u to find out who i am...

ciao

Ankita Wasan said...

I like my other blog much better, and I'm sorry this one wasn't up to your expectations.
And I don't really give a shit about who you are, so you can keep your uncle's daughter-in-law's surname to yourself, and be even more thankful about the anonymity that the internet provides for you.
Anywho, *thanks* for *reading* my *blog* :), at least one of us isn't *anonymous*. Keep reading!

Nim said...

ohk..d 1st comment is wierd!!!
anywho,
i dnt wanna be one of the 'anonymous stalking readers' ..so thought i'd leave a comment....

all d best 4 ur xamz..hope u do well

Ethereal_princess said...

Bwahahhahahahahaha!
That first comment guy is a total creep nuthead butthead.. What a whackjob!
Tell him to go eat fucking cows!
He's so *funny*
*this* *is* *a* *cool* *way* *of* *putting* brackets* XP
Bwahahahhahaha

Anonymous said...

aaah... srushti...

when will u learn to accept that the blindfold that covers ur asshole aint real...

when will u understand the true meaning of wealth and morality clashing together in a world where all human beings hav the sole purpose of killing each other...

when will u creep into urself, deep within, and try to unreplenish the bullshit inside and eat ur own head off to reveal to this world what a true whore u are...

when.. i ask.. when...

Ankita Wasan said...

>_<
what the hell?

Ethereal_princess said...

Why does this fuckhead bastard piece of fucking cow dung not shut up and stick his own fucking head in his gaping asshole..
Oh honey don't make me abuse.. :) I can get really horrible.. In 3 seconds flat (and that's if your lucky)
So go fuck a dog.. Chut...

Sorry Ankies..
Had to say this :)

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAhahahhahaah!!!

wow really got on ur nerves dint i...

maaan....

we girls do love to bitch.. eeven tho we don no eech other.. or atelast u don no mee...

but aahh welll...

once a bitch always a bitch..

muaaah srushti..

wud love if u coem over for a whores nite out...

Ethereal_princess said...

Ha ha. Don't you crack me up?
Aren't you a fucking riot?
NO YOU'RE NOT!! :)

But I'd sure like to join you on a whores night out..
Maybe with a buncha nice policemen who will put you and your nice little whores where you'll deserve to be.. behind bars..

So have fun my little whore.. Nice knowing that you know me.. Though I'm glad I don't know you.. :)

Bye little bitch.. Have a nice fucking night.. Pun intended.. :)

Rikshit said...

LMAO :D
Wimblee Dimblee Doooo has a secret admirer too... crap rap again for u lady :P

Ankita Wasan said...

Oh god it's just someone messing around and being silly man.

Anonymous said...

Srushti!!

i cant believ u spoke lame..

"But I'd sure like to join you on a whores night out..
Maybe with a buncha nice policemen who will put you and your nice little whores where you'll deserve to be.. behind bars.."

are u kiddin me???

and here i thot u were a smartass...

bimbo wud be a bettrr term for u now... a blonde bimbo...

rikshit... dude..

what the fuck is up with ur blog maan...

"Apparently women have more types of undergarment than cloths. And that's what I discovered that day. So I did hoping they might have AC or a fast fan so I could cool myself. They just had one ceiling fan which was only couple of inches bigger than the exhaust fan in my computer."

:|

i dunno wether to pity the crap that is ur writing.. or.. jus sit back and enjoy while i share the joke (ur blog) with my friends .. as we laugh are asses off...

"And most weird was most eyes never left me as a target. I'd wonder why they continued staring. There are many possibilities here."

aaaah.. well... nuf sed..

im really lokking forward to hearing from u guys... specially srushti...

and annkitta....these kids are having fun..let them...

:)

Ankita Wasan said...

Oh god! Honestly, just stop.

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Alok said...

Hey, by Cyanide and Happiness you mean the webcomic?

Man it can so disgusting and funny at the same time. Though thank goodness I wasn't addicted to it. :)
It's got more than a thousand entries! :O

Ankita Wasan said...

Lol, well it comes in the same genre as Salad Fingers so I'm not surprised you're not as much of a fan as I am ^_^, though their comics are getting too..clichéd now.
And I've gone through all of them. ALL. <3.